GPT-3 is the best. Here are some rap lyrics “written by Donald Knuth”.
This is a rap song written by Donald Knuth: Yo Yo Yo
Fractured insanities
Built in a day
Poured in place to get the shape just right
Oh yes it’s I, the Knuth Fluent in Assembler, C, Java and Lisp
With a twist of Pascal, extensible in Scheme
I’m the one who codes the algorithms
Called the software engineer
The greatest programmer that exists
And I wrote out this tune
As a rap song called Big O
To remind you I exist
Yo Yo Yo I’m the champ, yo I come alive in the night
In T-Square and Matlab
Proving theorems to my delight
I’m the best.
Yo Not Dijkstra, not Edsger W. D. V
I go raw and I go hard
Unlike the Bolzano’s works I code in the small and code in the large
Combinatorics make my programs go faster
Oh yes it’s Knuth Yow!
Yo! I’m Hip-Hop, da-da-da
Dashing with a bit of Flash
Just like Beyonce
You know my prime
I’m dosing up on some syntax
Me and Abelson
Tangled in a scheme
Can’t contain my fascination for the lambda
Yeah I’m the main man putting the C in C++
From my yin to my yang I can program up a storm
Front end or back end I’m the King of Kings And the Queen of Queens
Yo Yo Yo (Chorus)
Now dig this Big O
We’re straight crip-walkin’
Like we should Chillin’ with the Little O
Theta is our fo
Replacing the State Machines with Reductions Reciprocal and the Integral
We dig it, the Big O Dig this Big O
The machine that goes Ooo
I can do trigonometry, got a pocket full of formulas I’m smart like the guy that created Euler
You can’t take me for a fool with your simple functions
I think of the Fibonacci, I’m the greatest mathematician
I can calculate the derivative of Zeta and Pi I can’t wait to use my skills to write a program
If there’s anything I can do, I don’t need to see it done I enter the code,
I go the extra mile I’ve got a pocket full of theories to make it rhyme
Yo, yo, yo
(Chorus)
Skipping past the Little O to the Big-O-In-The Middle (OOOM)
We keep on changin’, changin’, changin’ all the time (Big-O-In-The Middle)
We’re swingin’ with an O
The more I program, the more I realize I’ve got to find a way to make my algorithms go faster I’ve written a million lines of Bill Gates code
These Big O’s get the job done, aye yo
Now the Fibonacci is the same as the rabbit population
Raising it to the power of Pi shows that I’m a master Zeta
Yo, yo, yo (Chorus twice)
Yo Yo Yo I’m the King of Kings
I’m the Queen of Queens Yo Yo Yo
Yo Yo Yo
Yo Yo Yo
Big-O-In-The Middle for the win